This morning check here is completely bonkers. Everything that happened is just crazy. I am speechless.

This whole situation has left me feeling flabbergasted. Let me take a breath to even think about this.

It’s like something out of a TV show. I just still can't believe it.

Can You Believe This?

You won't disbelieve this one. It's absolutely crazy. Just the other day, I was walking down the street when I spotted a monkey wearing a hat. It appeared totally comfortable. You might say it was the most peculiar thing I've ever observed. I swear, sometimes reality is just unusual!

Honestly We Couldn't Think That!

Like, how is this even possible? This whole situation is just nuts. I mean, come on, it's ridiculous. It's like something out of a movie, but way crazier! I'm just sitting here, jaw slack with disbelief. This can't be real, right?

• I'm floored
• Make it stop!
• Is anyone else seeing this?

Can You Imagine What Happened

Well, I swear, you won't understand what just took place. I was driving down the street out of nowhere this giant squirrel flew down from a tree. It was carrying a miniature sword! I'm not kidding. It stared at me for a moment, disappeared into thin air. I don't understand what I just saw.

Unbelievable! utterly shocking

Can you believe it? I can barely process {what just happened|. It's past|belief. I assert this is {thetrutth. It story has totally unrealistic, I almost doubt it's real..

• Maybe it was a dream? {I just can'tmake sense of this.

Unbelievable!

This story is absolutely insane. I simply believe what we've just experienced. It's like a bad joke. Reality has been bent.

• Am I dreaming?
• I need to pinch myself

{I have so many questions|What does this mean? This changes everything.